March
2006
About frogs and certain body parts
Friday’s usually the quietest day at work, there are ocasions when I don’t get any patients until I go home. Not today. A woman with schizophrenia came to be examined, and one of the diagnostics on her handicap papers made me scratch my head. That little lady recently had surgery for clitoridian carcinoma extraction. Meaning she had an operated cancer tumor on her you-know-what. I never thought somebody could have a tumor THERE. I mean brests - oh well, the joys of womanhood. Cervixes. Lungs - for the smoker in you. Bowels - all those Es. But the li’l pink guy can also get it? I feel rather unsafe now.
In other news, the husband is entering a 3d graphic contest where he has to imagine and draw the court of a Frog King. We’re low on ideas about how to depict them. I’m thinking about knightly jousts in front of the King, Queen and the rest of the posse, Rob (the husband) is more into science fiction so he probably leans towards cyber frogs fighting with lightsabers while raging meteorites fly in the backgroung. The keyword is compromise so we might settle for knightly frogs riding meteorites. I’ll keep you updated.