May
2006
The inevitable keyword post
Since I’m not doing memes and today nothing interesting happened, yet I feel like writing, here are a few searches that brought people in the jolly month of May to shrinkmamma.fmg.ro .
Picture of Slash’s birthday cake - While I remember seeing his first wedding cake’s pics in a teen magazine long, long time ago, and my weblog definetely contains pictures of cake, I don’t think I helped him too much.
How to fix shaved eyebrows - Get two medium-sized squirrels. Dye their tails in the desired colour. Apply superglue to eyebrows. Press squirrel tails on eyebrows. Trim excessive squirrel fur with scissors. If the shaved portion is small or you want to be more precise, use ferrets.
What happens to a fetal pigs trachea when you push on it - sweet Moses, what do you think will happen - maybe it will start singing the opening theme from The Magic Flute? And where did you find that unlucky pig fetus anyway? Bloody sadist.
Wear makeup during c-section - sistah, I say don’t do it. If you’re going to have a general anesthesy you’ll drool a lot anyway and you’ll ruin that carefully applied lipstick, plus the lip contour will be obstructed by the oxygen mask. If you’ll have an epidural or a spinal, the last thing you want is to distract the docs with that shiny beauty of yours while they’re happily digging into your entrails.
www. sex german ro. - Schatzi, wir haben keine Deutsche hanky panky hier. Verstanden?
Fetal monitor and bump on the head - Tell your kid she’s not supposed to tap Morse code on the Sonicaid while in-utero. Especially with her head.
Dear mama two pack - I like to think of myself more as of a “mama sixpack“.
Sexy photograph with pipes or other things -my hit was on the third page, somewhere at the bottom. Poor guy, he must be really hungry for some pipe hotties. Wait a minute .. Mario, was that you? Tired of the Princess already? Well here you go, you dirty, dirty bunch of pixels:
Happy now?
And finally, a search that was done while I was writing this post: PEPSI GOLD AD CLAUDIA SCHIFFER, THIERRY HENRY - kid, turn the caps lock key off, do the search again and I might tell you how to find the ad, mmkay?
Get two medium-sized squirrels.
This time, I lost my beer!
It’s disturbing to find out what other people spend their precious free time searching for.
You seem to be far too good at this (perhaps you can help Paul too?)
I’m just scared to look in the keyword search section of my blog. I was a complete innocent up to a few weeks ago and now the dark underbelly of the internet is whispering in my ear.
Vandorlo - All Paul has to do is ask - I might have a few ideas
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