December
2006
Oh, poop
Warning for childfrees - mommy posting ahead, gross kiddie poo stuff involved. Consider yourselves warned.
Timi’s a big girl by now. She considers the potty as passe’ as bright-pink leggings matched with an electric green jacket. Therefore, she usually goes to the toilet where her kiddie seat is and does her business there.
So it happened that a few days ago she forgot about herself while playing and when it was just a wee bit too late started screaming “Cacaaaaaa! Cacaaaaaaaaa!” while speeding to the bathroom. We lectured her a bit while she was sitting on the toilet, and she pouted then when that didn’t work, started weeping.
I went to get her some clean clothes and a wet napkin, then gave her the napkin to clean her thigh, which was a bit dirty after the events. She reached for her thigh with the napkin, then decided that she should wipe her nose. With the same napkin. We were fast enough to stop her right before the napkin touched the nose, but then suffered for a good quarter of an hour of hysterical giggle fits. Poor kid.
LOL!!
I’m so glad you were able to stop her in time… but think of the great picture you could have had for future embarassment purposes!!
So, there is evil lurking under that cute face of yours, hm? Actually, I already have blackmailing material from the times she was small, wet and only having a fish-shaped thermometer in front of her private parts.
When my daughter was about 1 1/2, she figured out how to take of her diaper through her clothes, leaving the clothes on.
One morning, I went into her room to get her out of her crib, and walked into hell.
She had not only removed her diaper, she had decided to poop all over her crib…THEN decided to paint with it. It was smeared on the rungs of the crib, on the wall, on the bedding, ON HER, smeared on her face, you name it.
I nearly died.
DIED!
Grossest. Thing. Ever.
Whoa. Timi still has to learn a lot to get to that level. Let’s just hope she’s not interested in accumulating more experience in this domain
Yukki Ewwww… Gross - but good save
I was a poopy-picasso when I was a baby but thank goodness my mothers prayers of my having a kid just like me didn’t come true.
Ewwww..