..and one with a nice template, too. The blog is called Long, Slow, Beautiful Dance and its name gets the owner the most *ahem* interesting searchers from Google to find her site. I mean - “Long, Slow Fuck”?
“Plug-ins Bear Dance”?
Want to see the rest of the searches? Click on the image you see at the top of my sidebar.
This week’s tenant (ya know, the little image to the upper right in the sidebar, on which you have to click to see what I’m talking about) was surely a surprise - I had a nice waiting line, with contenders, including - but not limited to-a dancing girl not-so-over-her-ex, a little green alien from Sweden and somebody reviewing things from a hole. But then I’ve clicked on the one I’ve chosen - and I just couldn’t say no to somebody that:
*uses Firefox and preaches the brimstone against IE
*has Jamie Oliver (yum!) in any form, shape or flavour on her front page (and seeing him with bright green hair was definetely a new one)
*pimps random weblogs for renting just because their offers are worthy.
Renters’club, that is. See the little blue image to the right of this post? That’s a link to Utenzi ’s blog - the guy that takes some of the most awesome pics I’ve seen lately from non-professionals. Oh and girls - he loves cats . Click on the link for some good visual proof of it 
Since I’m not doing memes and today nothing interesting happened, yet I feel like writing, here are a few searches that brought people in the jolly month of May to shrinkmamma.fmg.ro .
Picture of Slash’s birthday cake - While I remember seeing his first wedding cake’s pics in a teen magazine long, long time ago, and my weblog definetely contains pictures of cake, I don’t think I helped him too much.
How to fix shaved eyebrows - Get two medium-sized squirrels. Dye their tails in the desired colour. Apply superglue to eyebrows. Press squirrel tails on eyebrows. Trim excessive squirrel fur with scissors. If the shaved portion is small or you want to be more precise, use ferrets.
What happens to a fetal pigs trachea when you push on it - sweet Moses, what do you think will happen - maybe it will start singing the opening theme from The Magic Flute? And where did you find that unlucky pig fetus anyway? Bloody sadist.
Wear makeup during c-section - sistah, I say don’t do it. If you’re going to have a general anesthesy you’ll drool a lot anyway and you’ll ruin that carefully applied lipstick, plus the lip contour will be obstructed by the oxygen mask. If you’ll have an epidural or a spinal, the last thing you want is to distract the docs with that shiny beauty of yours while they’re happily digging into your entrails.
www. sex german ro. - Schatzi, wir haben keine Deutsche hanky panky hier. Verstanden?
Fetal monitor and bump on the head - Tell your kid she’s not supposed to tap Morse code on the Sonicaid while in-utero. Especially with her head.
Dear mama two pack - I like to think of myself more as of a “mama sixpack“.
Sexy photograph with pipes or other things -my hit was on the third page, somewhere at the bottom. Poor guy, he must be really hungry for some pipe hotties. Wait a minute .. Mario, was that you? Tired of the Princess already? Well here you go, you dirty, dirty bunch of pixels:
Happy now?
And finally, a search that was done while I was writing this post: PEPSI GOLD AD CLAUDIA SCHIFFER, THIERRY HENRY - kid, turn the caps lock key off, do the search again and I might tell you how to find the ad, mmkay?
The czechs sure know that politics are not for the weak. You need proof? I have it. A few days ago their Minister of Health got his ass kicked old-school style by the (ex) vice prime minister. Check it out, it’s worth the click.
I met yesterday the hospital’s Work Protection chief. We chatted about the elevator ladies I tested not so long ago.
It seems that the lady who caught her husband cheating agreed to give him one chance to repair the relationship, mainly because things went so well in their marriage before the affair. The husband is doing his best to unscrew the things he got screwed. Considering the lack of idiocy both of them sported when I tested them, I’m optimist about the outcome.
The lady with the premature girl is taking a lot of days off because her daughter seems to go through a rougher period. The chiefs were sympathetic for a while but now they decided to cut some of the benefits she was receiving. She’s stressed and snaps out frequently to her colleagues.
The depressed lady was told by her chief to switch to cleaning lady - almost the same salary, no responsability . She was angry, went to another psychologist for a re-testing. The psychologist found the same depression I saw and refused to pronounce her fit. She doesn’t want to start psychiatric treatment, says she can manage.
It’s been a while since I found a celebrity blog worth linking.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dubya’s blog :D
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